Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
It’s hard to believe it’s already been 71 days. The daily e-mails help. I still have no idea when he’ll be home, only a guess. I met a girl at the bar the other day who’s been deployed 4 times and she kept thanking me for doing what I’m doing. It was nice to have somebody say that to me. Because clearly this is not for everyone, but I am not a cheating whore and also stupid head over heels for this man. And who would have known I would find somebody just like me that was right under my nose for years. Thank you to our ex’s who around the same time ended things. Perfect timing and situations for us to happen. We have so much to look forward too after this stupid deployment is over and I cannot fucking wait.